Recipe for Disaster (as advised by Master Baters – (sic.)) One suicide One child-bride Zero empathy Allow to stand up for himself Now mix Bicarbonate of lithium scatter psychiatric bullshit freely add a little Jungian yarrow stalking And allow to marinade quite separately for a good long while Pummel freely – to remove all neediness The application of punk music can help here Allow to rise – place in a warm lunatic asylum For seasoning apply random faiths (Scientology, Atheism, Secular and Scatological according to Catholic tastes) Butter with Buddhism if sliced Quaker faith and practice must be observed if dicing (see footnotes) Bake for adulthood Legend has it can be decorated with any available parts of the bipolar bear (hair for green, teeth for yellow, blood for red) Best eaten after an entire middle age (well-hung) If kept careful can be preserved for years, though this has yet to be seen, and will only become apparent through trial and error. No vintages available for sampling in this millennia (too young) nor in previous ones (too old) Footnotes (small print) WARNING any previous consumption WILL result in sickness for those eating. Never touch the early ingredients (Parental) – these are highly toxic! SHAKE, RATTLE, ROLL, and enjoy warm. (Also see, what to do when it fails to rise, and how to rescue in event of disaster).
Footnotes (small print)
WARNING any previous consumption WILL result in sickness for those eating.
Never touch the early ingredients (Parental) – these are highly toxic!
SHAKE, RATTLE, ROLL, and enjoy warm.
(Also see, what to do when it fails to rise, and how to rescue in event of disaster).
For seasoning